The Church of Google
Since Google owns my email, feed reading, docs&spreadsheets, web history, attention data, calendaring, etc I could proclaim them as a deity as well (thanks to Larry McGehee for the link):
The Church of Google – Googlism – Proof Google is God!
We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google’s divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
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